moral-but-maligned

timelordspacegandalf:

loserberries:

dangergays:

enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit

here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker

  • orgasms
  • fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
  • dude have you seen the fucking maldives
  • did i mention orgasms
  • ddude fob is back together n they r releasing new pUNK SONGS
  • so many concerts to go to
  • fuckin WINTER. snow n shit
  • the “keep calm and carry on” meme is dying

whenever im sad i look at this post

this post is now permanently on my desktop

glitterypenguin23

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

myclara

sherolck:

sherolck:

as a white person, i apologize.

i apologize for the special privileges i will receive. i apologize for the fact that innocent young poc are being killed in the streets while white murderers and rapists not only walk free, but are sympathized with. i apologize for the blatant racism in the world today and i apologize on behalf of the white people who turn a blind eye to it because they think its not their problem. as a white person i apologize.

I'M SORRY BUT THE CUTEST THING HAPPENED WHILE I WAS OUT TODAY

  • So I'm in Primark in the underwear section looking at the cute underwear that I was imagining myself wearing because yes I do that when this girl around my age and her mother start looking as well.
  • Girl: Hey I like these, I think I'll get them *Hold up these lady boxer's that had flowers and stuff printed on it, very cute!*
  • Mum: No I don't think so, what about these? *Holds up a piece of cloth that barely deserves to be called underwear. I saw the daughter visibly flinch*
  • Girl: But I don't really like them....
  • Mum: Honey no one is going to think you look cute in those.
  • So the mum walks off and I see the girl looking between the two and I start to feel a little bad. then out of no were this little boy who I didn't notice had been standing by us piped up and whispered
  • Boy: I think you'd look cute in them! My sister wear ones just like it
  • Now if that wasn't cute enough, I then saw the girl at the check out ignoring her mothers snide comments and buy like 5 pairs of the things. So I don't know it was just really cute and the little boy was cute and the girl was cute. So yeah story time over.
prazethetrinity

Reblog If You Haver Ever Used One of These Or Just Know What It Is

ashashi-corner:

ginathethundergoddess:

yugichrist:

xeppeli:

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

reblogthings:

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It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is

wtf is this some kind of choclat bar

This object has killed over 400,000 people

oh my god. 

Guys.

We’re old.

WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW

*PANICS*